Glendale

At the height of LGBTQIA+ hate in Glendale, then Captain William went on Wisenuts in uniform with a GPD recruitment crawl running the entire episode, telling charming stories and recruiting from their audience, deemed prime GPD candidates.

O' to be of the age where your friends and icons begin to leave earth en masse. Of course we've been through this before, us boys of an era; now it's just time. The Lady wasn't always a delightful grande dame, it took years of devotion to the arts of etiquette and charm. But once upon a time even I was a young, and if I may say rather handsome, lad with the usual dose of mischief and cockiness, and I carry those adventures with me as lovely if not sardonic memories. A real La

While Lady Whistledale is out there in the middle of nowhere coaxing hard truths, we also took a side foray into DTLA this past Saturday to pay tribute to the dead. Because at glendaleOUT we know that no one is safe unless all are safe. We don't stand just for our LGBTQIA+ neighbors, we stand for all our neighbors who share in the loss of representation and safe autonomy. 70 coffins, signifying 70 ICE related deaths, were carried from Los Angeles City Hall to historic Olvera

A funny thing happened on the way to the opera house: a beacon of hope and possibility in a desert of challenges. It was Tuesday, July 14. Your dear Lady was on her way to Death Valley in answer to an invite, a casual chat about reviving their beloved opera house with Lady Whistledale and Friends. Even in this heatwave one had to answer, and we were well on our way, me and my driver Luigi. First the AC gave out, and you do not want to see this Lady in any stage of melting, I

Well, dears, Glendale almost had a clean sweep of reason and mental stability this past election season. Alas, minus one: the school board candidate who campaigned illegally (unchecked) and who included witch-hunting children into his campaign, back story here. Mr. Krekorian's first day on the job inspired Glendale's mental illness ménage à trois to show up and welcome him: Ray Shelton, Mike Mohill, and Beth Brooks. About this line up let The Lady say, should this be what sho

Well, dears, that was a nail-biter. Previously referred to as the "rabid-hole that is Glendale elections," election season did not disappoint. We stayed quiet throughout to avoid any possible schadenfreude, AKA, Lady Eggy Face. With additional contenders, few crossovers, and some very clear also-rans, there were two dominant approaches to what should be next for our dear town. One camp was labeled Progressive while the other wavered between NIMBY and MAGA. The MAGA's who took

Well now, you can bring an old queen new tricks! Magnetism + faggot = Fagitism, we love it! This particular comment was posted on FB under the City of Glendale's post for its Pride Proclamation. Thank you, Essie Simitian for the new contribution to our lexicon. Now to get it going enough for Webster to pick it up.

O' Glendale, you can be so tedious! And predictable. Reddit edition.

The Lady, with the remainder of her brunch gimlet, was all settled in to wander down the tangled rabid-hole that is Glendale Elections; but coinciding with Pride this year (a terrible idea), it's become apparent a monumental shift has occurred. So first, the shift. Mayoral transphobe and homophobe Ara Najarian wraps up his career with the longest long goodbye. That, in conjunction with MAGA-Minus-One* defeated in the local elections, while it behooves noone to get too comfort

Lady Whistledale confesses, I do happen to have the acquaintance of the result from a certain moment of indiscretion between these two naughty kids. And while I would never spill the details of that consequence, I am happy to have her thoughts on this year's Pride Proclamation show at Glendale City Council this past week. Take it away, dear! Oh Poppets, and what a night it was! As in, it was literally almost night by the time the Council got around to us Alphabet people and

We've been very quiet since elections and will continue to be so until all tallies are certified final. This Lady does not like egg on her face that isn't some form of foundation. In the meantime, to let off a bit of impulsive steam before she bursts, this: Coinciding local elections with Pride Month is more than this Lady can stand. Can someone please do something about that? Thanks.

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Glendale votes June 2. Voting is such a tiresome dead end, nothing really changes. Then it did. And Ladies like myself went from living under the sheets to hiding under the bed. Glendale: technically translates to Valley Valley, once rolling hills into a lovely backyard mountain belonging to the Tongva tribe. They were kicked out so white people could build houses replaced by other houses that are owned by more white people named MAGA who don't want those houses encroached up

Minus the deep respect for the people who call this community home. This hot mess. She has no voting record, she's was a Republican then she was a Democrat, in the end she's landed hard on privileged queerphobe. When is it OVER, Lady Whistledale can't keep up! One of our favorite MAGA code phrases is "family friendly," used in lieu of "disappear the queers." Darling, we ALL know what it means, and now WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS: A series of body cam videos have been making th

Yes gals, once upon a time local politics were a sleepy affair, and then a perfect storm: a black President + something called transgender + 24/7 infotainment. Has anyone amassed a list yet of all the nicknames assigned to our current MAGA in Chief? That wanton cur, none on it ever seem quite fine tuned enough. When do we get to refer to his regime as legit fascist with zero irony and hyperbole? ICE killing citizens isn't enough? Detainees dying in concentration camps isn't t

Lady Whistledale LOVES dirty things and Glendale elections certainly are that! A MAGA phenomenon? Oh no, Glendale was dirty much longer than our current crop of amateurs. Here's an oldy and goody from the era of Glendale MAGA wants to preserve, the famous Gay v. Gay of 2011. Mike Mohill's current e-toilet paper was preceded by another called Vanguard Weekly spearheaded by a gentleman named Barry Allen. While The Lady has never read it, that Mr. Allen was once arrested by sec

Poor Beth Brooks. No one is paying attention to her! Don't worry girl we got you. Beth Brooks, City Council denizen with the oft-repeated "I've been to every city council meeting for a year," her only qualifying offering. (As previously pointed out, taking a shit every morning does not make a lady a plumber.) Worse than GEN ignoring her, her own slate appears to be ignoring her. But don't call it the MAGA slate, it hurts her feelings, even though it's a MAGA slate, very Duck

Honey, I'm still trying to grapple with Liza 2026. She can put even me under the table but we did have a good time under there that one contest we had. Don't judge me boys, Lady Whistledale always puts a good time above principles; believe me, Liza knows how to handle a queen. Oh, right: this. Let us not be too hasty, it ain't over until the Diva sings. Until then, however it swings, let us review THIS Island of Misfits. Ara Najarian over there smiling or squeezing one out, c

Darlings, this one. On her website it's looking like a certain city council candidate is photoshopping her way through an apparent resume, including a misspelling of her own last name. Oh my, let's take a looksie. Same picture, same background, why would she misspell her own name? Oh, NM. Who doesn't love a good dressup? We certainly do! wearing cocaine wearing drag wearing princess things Curtsy, darling, you're quite something. .

Poor Jordan Henry. He has a fantasy 20 years ago about an era 30 years before he was born and here we are. Hang in there, little Jordy. You'll figure all this out. Anyway, on X: (Who wants to tell him a lot of men erect themselves?)