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Glendale votes June 2. Voting is such a tiresome dead end, nothing really changes. Then it did. And Ladies like myself went from living under the sheets to hiding under the bed. Glendale: technically translates to Valley Valley, once rolling hills into a lovely backyard mountain belonging to the Tongva tribe. They were kicked out so white people could build houses replaced by other houses that are owned by more white people named MAGA who don't want those houses encroached up

Minus the deep respect for the people who call this community home. This hot mess. She has no voting record, she's was a Republican then she was a Democrat, in the end she's landed hard on privileged queerphobe. When is it OVER, Lady Whistledale can't keep up! One of our favorite MAGA code phrases is "family friendly," used in lieu of "disappear the queers." Darling, we ALL know what it means, and now WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS: A series of body cam videos have been making th

Yes gals, once upon a time local politics were a sleepy affair, and then a perfect storm: a black President + something called transgender + 24/7 infotainment. Has anyone amassed a list yet of all the nicknames assigned to our current MAGA in Chief? That wanton cur, none on it ever seem quite fine tuned enough. When do we get to refer to his regime as legit fascist with zero irony and hyperbole? ICE killing citizens isn't enough? Detainees dying in concentration camps isn't t

Lady Whistledale LOVES dirty things and Glendale elections certainly are that! A MAGA phenomenon? Oh no, Glendale was dirty much longer than our current crop of amateurs. Here's an oldy and goody from the era of Glendale MAGA wants to preserve, the famous Gay v. Gay of 2011. Mike Mohill's current e-toilet paper was preceded by another called Vanguard Weekly spearheaded by a gentleman named Barry Allen. While The Lady has never read it, that Mr. Allen was once arrested by sec

Poor Beth Brooks. No one is paying attention to her! Don't worry girl we got you. Beth Brooks, City Council denizen with the oft-repeated "I've been to every city council meeting for a year," her only qualifying offering. (As previously pointed out, taking a shit every morning does not make a lady a plumber.) Worse than GEN ignoring her, her own slate appears to be ignoring her. But don't call it the MAGA slate, it hurts her feelings, even though it's a MAGA slate, very Duck

Honey, I'm still trying to grapple with Liza 2026. She can put even me under the table but we did have a good time under there that one contest we had. Don't judge me boys, Lady Whistledale always puts a good time above principles; believe me, Liza knows how to handle a queen. Oh, right: this. Let us not be too hasty, it ain't over until the Diva sings. Until then, however it swings, let us review THIS Island of Misfits. Ara Najarian over there smiling or squeezing one out, c

Darlings, this one. On her website it's looking like a certain city council candidate is photoshopping her way through an apparent resume, including a misspelling of her own last name. Oh my, let's take a looksie. Same picture, same background, why would she misspell her own name? Oh, NM. Who doesn't love a good dressup? We certainly do! wearing cocaine wearing drag wearing princess things Curtsy, darling, you're quite something. .

Poor Jordan Henry. He has a fantasy 20 years ago about an era 30 years before he was born and here we are. Hang in there, little Jordy. You'll figure all this out. Anyway, on X: (Who wants to tell him a lot of men erect themselves?)

To be clear, Glendale Confidential is the only REAL rag in Glendale, but that doesn't seem to stop a certain local homosexual from trying. In his latest (news)letter he referred to the "sham event ... boycotted by residents and candidates." Here's a picture of the empty roomful of voters of inderterminate party preference boycotting the forum. Here's the chairs provided for/not claimed by invited candidates. They were moved off the stage to focus on the candidates who did att

Most certainly not me! Lady Whistledale caught (down)wind of the latest Glendale City Council meeting where, it seems, a simple paragraph wreaked existential havoc on the Snowflakes of Glendale. (SOGs? Work in progress.) The paragraph in question accompanied an announcement for an upcoming Glendale City Council forum co-hosted by glendaleOUT and GUSD Parents for Public Schools. Dubbed The People's Forum, here is the evil hate speech, as it had become characterized. Let us re

Glendale Library Arts and Culture has a public art program called Beyond the Box. Every year they post an open call for artists to participate. In 2020, post-George Floyd, their theme addressed culture and diversity. glendaleOUT often applies to this program. We donate time and supplies and we use the full stipend for our annual scholarship. Every year we award $1,000 to a college-bound, qualified graduating senior in the Glendale Unified School District. We have a rigorous a

Election season 2026 is ripe with crybabies and snowflakes and we are here to sling the drama. With love and very little actual value, glendaleOUT.