Glendale MAGA NIMBY Vision-Mission Statement

Life does go on, doesn't it? Alas.

It turns out when Lady Whistledale is otherwise engaged and Luigi's escort duties are light, while I shan't flaunt all the details suffice it to say he is a rather mischievous boy. The payoffs can be rather enlightening.

Our boy stumbled onto a new website recently launched by our MAGA NIMBY's. It has the hopes of stifling. There was going to be more to that sentence, but "stifling" covers it.

Now, you know by now we never dismiss anyone's endeavor, any one of them could achieve their goal. We were careful during election season and will always be careful when it comes to the efforts of the dour and glum.

While we wish them the best, a mere website is not why we're here. No, it's to shower our dear Luigi with accolades for plunging deeper. It turns out he had a rather lucrative tête-à-tête that included some top secret HQ documents, including the Glendale MAGA NIMBY Vision/Mission Statement. How unsurprisingly Y2K!

Without further ado.