Desperate Housewife
Updated: 4 days ago
This gorgeous woman.
Canadian model/actress professionally known as Winnie Harlow has been getting it done for over ten years. Clearly she has vitiligo. She neither hides it nor lets it define her. She wears it proudly? Probably not a word she would use, everything indicates she views it as a secondary, incidental add-on.
Regardless her modesty, she still may have inspired one of Glendale's 150 painted utility boxes, "Royal Magnolia." The artist describes it as "an art nouveau / magic realism painting depicting the beauty in nature and people." Two sides are painted with magnolias and two sides have figures.
One person recently commented that it was "an art nouveau / magic realism painting depicting
the beauty in nature and people ... a woman in a Victoria-style dress."
The neckline and plunge are sequined, a crown hovers and gifts are being offered. Green is not my preference for a gown, I would look like a head of winter cabbage in combat, but in the context of nature, rejuvenation and growth, it's a good call.
Also, according to one Glendale Desperate Housewife, it's pornographic.
O'darlings, what shall we do with this chronic vacuous absurdity? She's so tragic: Penis Seer (alleged) Maro Yacoubian.
Poor dear, alleged Maro sees penises everywhere! Let us not be too hasty, we love penises, and we especially love them everywhere. We might even wish we saw them everywhere, especially that one pretty boy clerk at Erewhon. But dear lord girl, sadly or otherwise we don't! We can go to Ralph's for our corn dogs on a stick and vanilla Haagen-Dazs, hot fudge, and sprinkles without having a penis melt-down.
Alleged Maro has been seeing penises for awhile, but her penis visions have expanded lately and while her visions are not of our concern, that we might be missing out on public penis opportunities are. Looking at the evidence, however, we see only more tragedy, I'm afraid, and of course we are worried for our alleged girl-in-penis.
Is her marriage OK?
Are her post menopausal hormones in balance?
Is her mental state OK?
Does she have a healthy array of sex toys?
Is she out of batteries or lube?
Because we don't actually know what is going on here.
We don't know why the face is pixilated out, we really don't know what WTF is going on with that whole biological man thing. Ladies, I've seen unhinged; I've been unhinged. This is a whole other possession, the Call-the-Priest variety: that, my dear, is a dress.
This is not the first time alleged Maro has found issue with benign utility boxes. While this charming box is called "Marie and the Rain Ghosts," to alleged Maro it's the Toys"R"Us of haunted dildos. Which I hope has a catalogue, now that I mention it. Holidays soon!
And of course who could forget these, our alleged penis whisperer's initial visions?
Because everyone knows the innate pornography factor of non-binary people!
While this Lady hopes our alleged Maro continues to devolve and give up the real public penises - and ladies, head's up, this girl in heels is well over 6 feet, bitch can throw an elbow so save yourselves and move aside - we'll keep you posted of her desperate fall, the one where she generates less and less engagement on her posts and gets more and more desperate.
In the meantime, be safe out there, Glendale. The penises are everywhere.
*One serious note, if we may.
If you look in the comments on the Armenians_of_Glendale post, one person suggested, "Spray paint over it." Therein lies the irresponsibility and liabilities of this kind of desperate, manufactured moral outrage. People do that, and every utility box ever painted by glendaleOUT has been vandalized for it - one of them 6x. Is alleged Maro tragic? Most certainly, and we hope she seeks the help she appears to need; she incites vandalism and she costs the city she so vehemently claims to love money for police reports, city staff attention, repair costs, and unscheduled public works hours. She alone. Not the artists she is trying to shut down and never will.
