BETH BROOKS
- glendaleout
- May 17
- 2 min read
Poor Beth Brooks. No one is paying attention to her! Don't worry girl we got you.
Beth Brooks, City Council denizen with the oft-repeated "I've been to every city council meeting for a year," her only qualifying offering. (As previously pointed out, taking a shit every morning does not make a lady a plumber.)
Worse than GEN ignoring her, her own slate appears to be ignoring her.
But don't call it the MAGA slate, it hurts her feelings, even though it's a MAGA slate, very Duck Test 101. If you are running in MAGA circles, running on a MAGA slate, and your candidacy is being supported by MAGA community, girl you MAGA.
(Some dots to connect:
June 6 2023, Jordan Henry organizes a riot cocktail at the GUSD BOE that includes known Proud Boys, j6ers, and a state wide array of other extremists.
October 18, 2023, Alex Balekian's podcast guest is Jordan Henry.)
Enough Zapruder, it's so tedious. I'm still in therapy over Ara Najarian's Winegate embarrassment, let's not do THAT walk of shame. Who are we talking about right now?
Oh dear, Miss Brooks. Aligned with the NIMBY MAGA slate but NOT a NIMBY MAGA, no ma'am, don't even think it. The nerve! The nerve!
MAGA and the Women Who Love Them, except like most Alpha males + needy female, they are not only excluding her in their comments (short of the occasional afterthought), they are accepting endorsements that also exclude her.
Ouch, Bitsy, that's gotta hurt.
Which may account for her increasingly desperate grasp at attention. So that when she called into city council last Tuesday night we got this bit of manic hysteria, what appears to be an existential meltdown over total lack of attention from her own slate and anyone else within ruptured earshot.
To quote our favorite Trekkie, Oh My.
You almost want to feel bad for Bitsy, but less than 48 hours later she posted this on her FB.
Miss Brooks has a healthy resume of attacking city council members and community members but throws tantrums at the slightest return - despite this:
Fake news, it turns out. Instead we've yet another bitter, hateful candidate with no game other than being the perennial Mrs. Kravits 2.0.
Aside.
That FB post? The circulating drama?
It was a Reddit topic. It's accessible to everyone. It got a good amount of views and it became a circulated post, comments intact. And, like every other talking point, it's manipulated, exaggerated, and made up to fit the real tactic of the MAGA slate: scare the shit out of senior homeowners so they vote for them.
Anyhoo, Miss Brooks, someone finally considered you. Your diaper's been changed, we've powdered and patted your bottom, goo-goo'd at you, indulged your little tantrum. Let's hope this helps.
And to respond to your FB post, we offer you your own words from your city council meltdown: "Boo Hoo."
