Who's Sarian Now?
- glendaleout
- May 27
- 2 min read
This hot mess. She has no voting record, she's was a Republican then she was a Democrat, in the end she's landed hard on privileged queerphobe.
When is it OVER, Lady Whistledale can't keep up!
One of our favorite MAGA code phrases is "family friendly," used in lieu of "disappear the queers." Darling, we ALL know what it means, and now WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS:
A series of body cam videos have been making the rounds showing the quite unflattering footage of Ms. Sarian being arrested in 2023 for a suspected DUI. Here is some of it, the full series can be seen HERE.
**WARNING: lots of shrieking, protect your earholes.
She tries the whole "Do you know who I am" routine but more like do you know who my husband knows? And then references Ardy and Elen. She says she is not stupid, she is 6 inches above the ground. Honey, my flats are 6" above the ground, 6 FEET above ground was your goal here. She wants to be frisked by a male cop, which is hot?, versus the female cop, which is the theme of all our favorite female prison movies of an era. She wants to go home because her children are home alone which is where and how she left them in the first place. This might be what 6 inches above ground actually is, come to think of it.
While the footage can be obtained with a PRA, no one in my bridge club knows who may have leaked it. Either way, girl mad. Turns out the safer streets she was campaigning for are because of her.
Of course this could have been handled a myriad of ways, the most obvious being to connect to it, own it, share lessons learned, carry on. NOPE. Evelina's go-to was transphobia.
TRANSPHOBIA! The musical! Transphobia! The one trick pony! Transphobia! That dusty tired meme even local MAGA NIMBYS no longer lean on after beating it to exhaustion circa 2023.
Is that her good friend Elen on Wisenuts giving the perfect answer to Glendale MAGA's favorite question? In 2022? And Evelina demonstrating she has the same comprehension of the human experience as a kindergartener? It certainly is!
As our dear Quentin Crisp put it, "There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years, the dirt doesn't get any worse."
The layer of dust on that podcast was just peaking! Good catch, Evelina, you really revived a classic with beautiful, smug, irrelevance.
Oh dear, what's THIS?
Don't forget to VOTE, dears. We need you.
